Zap Happy

We HATE mozzies!

Here is our latest "weapon of mass destruction". In addition to our vigalence, mozzie allure (& kill) night-time fragrance (a plug-in), we have acquired this snazzy (dirt cheap) "WMD". The Zapper! To kill all night-time shady invaders of the buzzing kind. 

It comes complete with HILARIOUS instructions. I think something was lost in translation. It's really worth the read!

"No harm to human being and beast" - Beast?
"Kills other little bigger bug" Ok...?
"Integrate kill bug with healthy and entertainment"  - Um? Yes!!

"Brandish the swatter" - Do what?

"Continue to shock for 300 seconds" - Slow, yet effective!

"If can't use arrest the fly please kindly read the guide carefully and improve the skill"
AKA: you suck and as if re-reading will help!!